Chris can’t fall asleep unless he runs on a treadmill.
I’m Not a Thief! I Just Can’t Stop Shoplifting
Suzanne insists that she only steals cosmetics so she can look good on dates.
Whenever I Get Nervous, I Break Into Song
Brooke is struggling with her habit of singing when she gets even slightly uncomfortable.
From the Time I Wake Up Until I Go to Sleep, I Am Haunted by Cupcakes
Claire can’t stop thinking about cupcakes and it’s ruining her life.
Liza Responds – Non-Gay Geoff Wants a Non-Gay Relationship With His Male Roomie
Geoff wants a sexual relationship with his male roommate, but not a gay relationship.
I Don’t Know What to Tip Taxi Drivers
Gwen walks everywhere because she’s not sure what she should tip taxi drivers.
My Chinatown Neighbors Are Out to Get Me
Phil is afraid his Asian neighbors are going to assimilate him, like The Borg.
I’m Addicted to Being a Con Artist!
Blarney, who describes himself as a leprechaun, is having trouble shaking his old ways.
Cellphone Chatter Is Driving Me Crazy!
This woman wants help dealing with people talking on their cellphones.
My Friends Are Weirded Out by My Cuddle Blanket
Vicki's friends won't watch The Blind Side with her since she won't stop snuggling her blankie.
