Baron fears the contents of every unopened letter.
Liza Responds – I Keep Too Many Secrets From My Boyfriend
This girl (who’s name is Secret) recognizes that her inability to be open is a potential problem in her relationship.
Liza Responds – My Chinatown Neighbors Are Out to Get Me
Phil is afraid his Asian neighbors are going to assimilate him, like The Borg.
Liza Responds – I’m Suffering From Avatar Related Depression
After experiencing Avatar, Larry is having trouble dealing with reality.
Liza Responds – From the Time I Wake Up Until I Go to Sleep, I Am Haunted by Cupcakes
Clare can’t stop thinking about cupcakes and it’s ruining her life.
Liza Responds – My Only Method of Falling Asleep Is Killing Me
Chris can’t fall asleep unless he runs on a treadmill.
I Can’t Figure Out Where the Gift Money at Work Went
A co-worker is collecting money for work presents, and perhaps keeping it for herself.
Liza Responds – Whenever I Get Nervous, I Break Into Song
Brooke is struggling with her habit of singing when she gets even slightly uncomfortable.
Liza Responds – I’m Suffering From Wild Elbow Syndrome
Tim has a serious physical disorder that’s affecting all parts of his life.
Liza Responds – My Fear of Intimacy Makes Me Cover Up With Pajamas
Patrick goes to sleep with his girlfriend in the nude, but always wakes up to throw on pajamas.
