My Cat Never Moves From His Basket

Chris can’t get his cat to leave its basket.

I’m Suffering From Avatar Related Depression

After experiencing Avatar, Larry is having trouble dealing with reality.

My Fear of Intimacy Makes Me Cover Up With Pajamas

Patrick goes to sleep with his girlfriend in the nude, but always wakes up to throw on pajamas.

Living With My Parents Is Cramping My Style

Michael says the ladies aren’t impressed when they find out he’s living with his parents.

I’m Afraid of My Mail

Baron fears the contents of every unopened letter.

I Keep Too Many Secrets From My Boyfriend

This girl (who’s name is Secret) recognizes that her inability to be open is a potential problem in her relationship.

How Do I Stop Raisins Appearing In My Food Without Warning?

Kelley is peeved that raisins keep popping up in everything from muffins to cookies especially when the raisins are not advertised as an ingredient.

My Chinatown Neighbors Are Out to Get Me



Phil is afraid his Asian neighbors are going to assimilate him, like The Borg.

I’m Addicted to Being a Con Artist!



Blarney, who describes himself as a leprechaun, is having trouble shaking his old ways.

Cellphone Chatter Is Driving Me Crazy!

This woman wants help dealing with people talking on their cellphones.