Baron fears the contents of every unopened letter.
Baron, the good news is, “mail” won’t be around much longer. It will gradually disappear, like “newspapers” and “glaciers” and “the honor system.” But for now, here’s Liza’s sure-fire solution to mail phobia! Start mailing letters to yourself! And be sure to include a check. Can you imagine the thrill of opening up a letter that contains a check to you, Baron, for eleven thousand dollars? I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t paying for postage going to set me back?” Do the math, Baron, the checks you receive will more than cover your expenses. I’m an independent businesswoman, I should know! Before long, you’ll be counting the minutes till your mail comes! Problem solved!
Liza, this is a great idea! I have the same problem as Baron. I will try this.
Of course I also have a procrastination problem, but maybe I can one day
mail something to me.